I guess I might as well post this, as I don't see it getting finished anytime soon. Pretend that floor has graffiti on it.
Your name is ANOXIA YAGHAN.
You live in a hive CARVED INTO THE SIDE OF AN ACTIVE VOLCANO. It's really an unimpressive hive, though. More like a CONCRETE BOX WITH WINDOWS. You have taken it upon yourself to PRETTY IT UP SOME, which by your standards means SPRAYPAINTING VARIOUS RANDOM BULLSHIT EVERYWHERE.
Fuck damn YOU LOVE PAINTING. You LOVE PAINTING almost as much as you LOVE AIR. Sometimes, YOU EVEN LOVE PAINTING IN THE AIR. Nothing beats the SMELL OF FRESH PAINT in the evening. Except maybe ALL THE PRETTY COLORS. Your favorite paints are OILS and SPRAY PAINTS, because you simply ADORE THE FUMES. You also enjoy A BIT OF EXPLORATION, almost certainly GETTING LOST more often than not. Your volcano lies on the outskirts of a GIANT, ABANDONED CITY, but for some reason THE LIGHTS ARE ALWAYS ON? You really just like to assume that it's empty, because you've NEVER SEEN ANYONE in any of your visits. You like to spend your weekends PAINTING THE TOWN RED. AND GREEN. AND SOMETIMES BLUE.
...Okay maybe ALL THE TIMES BLUE. Blue is pretty much YOUR FAVORITE COLOR, FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON YOU CAN THINK OF.
Your trolltag is smilingMobilizer, and ~~due to a bad lung, you tend to have a bit of a wheeze Ssurrounding your Sstatements. your obSseSsSsion with Ssmoke and pollutantSs iSs depicted in your doubling of your favorite letter, but let'Ss face it. you have one ugly aSsSs liSsp~~